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Homestuck – Whipped Into Shape – Feferi, Roxy, Grand Highblood (CC)

Homestuck – Whipped Into Shape – Feferi, Roxy, Grand Highblood (CC)


Hi! I’m Brooke Windham And welcome back
to the Windham Workout Disk Two Challenge And our daily commitment to being
the best that we can be! Yeah! So grab your CardioWhip 5000 ‘Cause if you want to get ripped You’ve gotta get whipped Do you want an easy miracle? Do you want to lose a pound or two? Then you can turn this off right now, my workout’s not for you I’m talking to the woman who wants it all Gotta pay for what you get ‘Cause size 2 clothes don’t come to those Too lazy to sweat I want you whipped into shape When I say jump, say “How high?” You know you’re doing it right When you start to cry If you don’t look like you should You’ve got to whip it Whip it Whip it good I’m sorry, ladies, no escape ‘Til you’re whipped into shape! Come on, Sabrina, you heifer! Work it out! Whipped into shape I hate you, Brooke! And I love you for it! Whipped into sh- Hey, why’d you pause it? We have a lot to cover Meet our brand new client, Brooke You can laugh, but she’s made tons off her DVDs and book “Whip Your Way to Tighter Buns” Happily married, so she swears To her sixty-year-old stud ‘Til stepdaughter came downstairs And found Brooke all covered in his blood If Brooke took a plea I’d have her out in 3 to 4 But she claims she did not kill him Did she? Let’s watch some more… But it’s more than just a workout, it’s a defensive weapon too Simply wrap it round your assailant’s neck and pull ’til he turns blue! You can also use the patented handle grip to shatter your attacker’s spine And all for three small payments of $19.99 You’ll have him whipped into shape When you get grief from a guy Just work him over with this ‘Til he starts to cry If he don’t act like he should You’ve got to whip it Whip it Whip it good It gets you out of any scrape It gets you whipped into shape Come on, people! Whipped into shape! What does not kill us makes us hotter! Hands Who thinks she’s guilty? Okay, now here is where you kids come in Brooke has trouble trusting me I’m her only chance to win But I don’t speak MTV Though Brooke won’t help her own defense She may listen to her peers Go and place a little sense In the space between her ears I’m a Delta N- Not now I want her whipped into shape If there’s a brain in that hair Tell it that I am the key It’s a plea Or the chair See when I talk to her I get neither plea nor plan nor alibi To quote from our Defendant’s tape I want her “whipped into shape!” To the jail! Ladies, just because we’re at Boston Women’s Correctional Facility Does not mean we can’t become the best that we can be! Here we go! Circle! Circle! Under! Over! Through! Around! Again! Good! Circle! Circle! Under! Over! Through! Around! All right, ladies, we can’t break out of here, but we sure can break a sweat! Left! Right! Good! Left Right Left Right Left Right Work it out! I want you whipped into shape When I say jump, say “How high?” You know you’re doing it right When you start to cry If you don’t look like you should You’ve got to Whip it Whip it good Like prison, ladies, no escape ‘Til you’re whipped into shape! Whip it Whipped into shape Swipe it! Swipe it! Swipe it through! Check it out! Double jump! Swipe it! Swipe it! Swipe it through! Check it out! Double jump! That’s right! You’ve got it! Whip it! Get whipped into shape!! Ms. Windham, you’ve got some visitors Ms. Windham, I’m Emmett Forrest, your co-counsel From Stidwell, Zyskowski, Fox and Callahan These 4 interns are the cream of the crop at Harvard Law And we’re here to, uh… “whip” up your legal defense Incidentally, my mom is a big fan of your DVDs Credits you with her “nutcracker butt” Her words… Anyhoo, we’d love to discuss your case And go over a few choices We want to free you as soon as possible so that you can bring your message back to your fans Well, good! That’s all I want This ought to be easy Great Callahan briefed me on your meeting and there is a significant amount of evidence against you To free you, the jury is going to need to hear an alibi Not gonna happen Even though it could save you? Yep! If you put me on that stand, I’m gonna be forced to lie Well okay, Ms. Windham, if we can’t hear an alibi, then You should accept a plea bargain And admit to something that I didn’t do?! With a plea bargain you’d get out in a couple of years That sounds reasonable, right? Reasonable to do time for my husband’s killer… Mmm, not really Ooo she’s tough Yo, sister! Yo, not related You know what? I need a legal team that knows I’m innocent Get out of here, all of you Guard! Who, who is the girl with loyal friends and true? Who, who? Who, who has a bond as strong as crazy glue? Who, who… Who can sound the call and sisters all come through? Who? Delta Nu, Nu, Nu You are a Delta Nu Delta Nu, Nu, Nu You are a Delta Nu! Delta Nu’s former UCLA President, Elle Woods I knew I recognized your mugshot! Shut. Up. Oh yeah! Your DVDs got me in shape to be June in the Girls of UCLA Calendar That is so great! I’m glad somebody on this legal team gets me Sisterhood’s forever

4 thoughts on “Homestuck – Whipped Into Shape – Feferi, Roxy, Grand Highblood (CC)

  1. Roxy and Feferi squealing together is precious. I really need a gym trainer like Feferi. Also, of course Terezi would be a cruel lawyer and GHB the cold blooded jerk that treats women like garbage.

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